i am a bore

haunted balloons

2008-10-18T10:42:00.002+08:00

hi i have 12 haunted balloons sittin in my car now and im very scared when i drive alone cause someone might be sitting in the backseat and i might see it in the rearview mirror and freak out and crash the car just like how it is in the typical the-ring-the-wig jap shows aiyo scaryyyyyyyy boy i shall go throw it away eee.

god gave me sunspots for my birthday. how fun.

2008-10-15T11:26:00.006+08:00

on the plus side he gave me lovable elf friends so that evens things out.

my birthday wish is to be a yellow yelling protesting feminist shooting down all men. may god grant my wish. Since i have nothing else to write because i have been staring at the screen for a good ten minutes probably because i have not blogged for a year resulting in me becoming introverted with nothing but a vacuum in my head im off. goodbye my babies im off to celebraaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

redStones

2008-04-13T00:28:00.009+08:00

Mac is the Sweetest Person on Earth

thou she insults my nose takes ugly shots of me crops her face out and publicizes it refuses to be my lead dancer and yet betrays me and dances on the podium in front of a whole ship or sampan or whatever it is capitalizes on the clan's ability to irritate me and never lets me live a minute in peace when im with her doesn't let me touch even the steering wheel of her car cheats me of my minutes for all the songs ive sent her and continually tells me how much she would like to kill me.

mac might be the sweetest person on earth only if there were no human beings left on the planet.

nonetheless, shes still the apple of my eye.
i love you mackie.
if youre good i might upgrade you to a rubber duckie.
if youre not i might have to get that voodoo doll out again.

runnin from the monster.

2007-09-09T22:40:00.000+08:00

so fahm says i shld start a new blog. new everything. makes perfect sense. i shall see abt that =)

i feel like shitting.

2007-08-20T12:01:00.000+08:00

ipod video sucks. stones much much better. heh.

im into my fourth day of lessons

2007-07-25T12:41:00.000+08:00

and i believe ive totally lost it for driving.

id rather ride a tricycle.
peh peh poh poh.
im out.

my friend shruthi

2007-06-26T11:06:00.000+08:00

my friend shruthi is very tall. i always tell her i get reminded of a bird whenever i see her because she stares at anyone who has eyes on her food. like a predator. but you know thats not true, right shruthikus?

she also likes to laugh like a camel. she will open her mouth and slant diagonally (god knows how) and make weird sounds. hmm. like a bird. and den den den she will sit up and DEN she will look like pinnochio. her neck very long ah, like stick. nono, like ostrich.

but she very pretty, if u ignore all the animal-lookalikes. like a pumpkin. awwwwww-whoooosh!

god bless the child.

break-up season.

2007-05-24T22:42:00.000+08:00

i think its the in-thing. to ditch old for new. how else can you explain the fact that ive seen FOUR couples break up in the last four weeks?

one a week perhaps.

its been a month, and you would think i would feel at least a little better, if not like a whole new person again. but NO, i feel worse. way worse than i had in the initial days. its rather tough when everything you do, and everything people say reminds you of things you would be much better off not remembering.

even a simple sentence sets me off. and it never fails to make me feel horrible every single time. how wonderful.

he invades my thoughts, invades my dreams, and leaves me feelin drained and confused every time i wake up.

i feel empty, and my minds unsure.

people tell me to snap out of it already, but its not easy.

and to think hes moved on already.

okie parvin u asswipe.
shut whining. just SHUT IT.

i didnt pon lah.

2007-05-08T15:33:00.000+08:00

haiyoh. this is so goddamn irritating. ee-yer.

lab management.

2007-05-08T00:49:00.001+08:00

to pon or not to pon

that is the question.

bukit view-ians.

2007-05-05T22:26:00.000+08:00

candlelight chaos. says:
she looks like an alien
mosaic nation. says:
YA
mosaic nation. says:
omgg
mosaic nation. says:
her eyes are still the worst thou
mosaic nation. says:
its so damn fake
mosaic nation. says:
like its almost gon be bigger than her face
candlelight chaos. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
candlelight chaos. says:
i want to throw toilet paper at her
mosaic nation. says:
hahahah
mosaic nation. says:
eh throw soon lah!
mosaic nation. says:
make sure kena the eye
candlelight chaos. says:
cheeeeeebai u come n throw also ah
candlelight chaos. says:
four of us, eight balls of toilet paper
candlelight chaos. says:
sure one will kena eye
mosaic nation. says:
i think we need more than eight.. just for the eye
mosaic nation. says:
HAGHAHA

absolut fahm. says:
eh she looks cacat
absolut fahm. says:
eh we must throw toilet paper
absolut fahm. says:
we follow her go toilet
absolut fahm. says:
den we throw tissue
absolut fahm. says:
stoopid woman so ugly look like ANT
candlelight chaos. says:
like alien deii
absolut fahm. says:
yea..
absolut fahm. says:
we must do something to her
absolut fahm. says:
before she destroys the world
absolut fahm. says:
save the world!!

this is so goddamn hilarious.

im starting to dread

2007-05-04T23:01:00.000+08:00

weekends.
gives me ample time to drive myself to insanity.

waitin for pictures.
waitin.
hmm.
still waitin.

wipe the slate clean.

2007-04-30T22:33:00.000+08:00

i had half a mind to delete every single entry in this blog - 731 posts mind you. but i decided against it =) suddenly didnt feel like it. heh.

skools been such a bore, theres a song playin over and over again in my head like some broken record, and i really wanted to tell you guys abt this girl who got her pepek licked in the bus (or at least i thought so), but id rather nt nw since i was wit the boy the day it happened, and id rather nt think back to the days we spent together.

sorry if my blog entries are boring, or if i seem distracted all the time.
i just need some time to think.

love to all who cares.
im out.

but you

2007-04-22T19:25:00.000+08:00

youre not allowed
youre uninvited
an unfortunate slight.

dove white spray.

2007-04-04T20:18:00.000+08:00

im waitin for a msg to come in, god this is so nerve-wreckin! anyways, to get my mind off things, i shall blog picturesss!!

more pics coming up!! its gonna be damn hilarious i swear!! :D

oh, oh, do u know, i dreamt of HELL a few nights ago.
okie i shall tell u how the dream goes.

i dreamt of my cousin. she came to me and said 'parvin, parvin, i see an old lady on the floor rockin away'. so i being hero all (though in real life i would probably freak out and start rocking myself out of fear) went wit her to check the lady out. the house was freakin huge, and quiet, and dark, and empty (i have no idea where her family was). it was fuckin scary i tell you. so i went to the room. den i din see anyone. so i went back and then my cousin stayed wit my family. the nxt night we went back. and i saw the old lady. she looked fuckin freaky lah! she was curled up o the floor rockin frm side to side, and it was so creepy, so eerie.

and then, somehow it occurred to me my cousin was dead. only me n my family could see her. den she told me she was in hell. and in hell, its just like earth, except no one can see you, and you see ghosts everywhere. and its doesnt mean when ur dead ur nt scared of ghosts. its just like when ur alive, and you see a spirit only u can see, and u get super freaked out. in hell, you will freak out every night, and no can help you. it would go on tt way, night after night, for eternity (u cant die again what). its freakin scary lah.

eh but this part is funny. u know how my cousin died?

she was sleepin wit her sister, and her sister kicked her face, and she died. i think i watched too much of southparks spontaneous combustion :(

oh, and u know why in the dream i was so scared? because anyone can die just like tt, for the slightest reason, for the littles things.

and i got a package in the mail for hell.

i got freaked out to the max.

ahhh. i dont wanna die. I DONT WANNA DIE.

yah lah okie, nw im awake so i cant be bothered abt tt anymore so tt aside, i think its time i went shopping =)

im shoppin-deprived.

lee hwa jewellery. meow.

2007-03-31T21:44:00.000+08:00

its been a boring week. work kept me busy at first (trust me, so busy i barely had time to sleep. thus, i had the worst dark circles ever seen on a normal pretty human being. aha joking. just about the pretty part ah! i really had bad bad panda eyes) but nw tt im no longer workin im sooper free.

so.

i spend my days sleeping in other peoples houses. i like their beds mah.

we take a shitload of pictures too. see see! (ive picked out the only ones i dont look like a piggyhead)

and not forgettin the love of my life - fonzie ponzie.

tt dog is just so goddamn gorgeous its unbelievable. i want fonzie. i NEED fonzie. F-O-N-Z-I-E.

since im always either at hme, or bp hme, or ut hme, or hougang hme, i have no stories to tell all of you =(

except tt I HAVE GOTTEN JAHABER ALI IN MY KLASS FOR ANOTHER SEMESTER!! (red alert red alert!)

holy shit. tts three semesters in a row!

i think i give out a jahaber-ali-come-to-me-you-sathur-bachan-you vibe.
what else could it be??
i will never be able to escape frm his evillll clutches =(

talkin about evil.
i still dont believe dumbledore really died.
he will come back to life!!

you see ah, its all a big plan by snape n dumbledore. dumbledore trusts snape so much, and no matter what harry potter say, he refuses to nt trust snape. confirm he has his reasons mah. dumbledore is nt dumb people. he is the Ultimate. he is the Smartest, the most Powerful. besides, snape had tons of opportunities to kill him, why wait til now? correct anot?!?!?!?!?! so dumbledore asked snape to kill him, and he 'dies' and den voldemort thinks snape is loyal, den snape will act as a spy, den dumbledore will ultimately KILL TT STUPIDDDDD BEECH!

AM I RIGHTTT???

i think i make perfect sense *satisfied look*

if dumbledore says snape is not evil, hes NOT evil.

do NOT doubt dumbledore.

NO ONE doubts dumbledore.

and no one can kill dumbledore okie!

okie.

good.

anyways.

i love a lot of things.

i love fahm. i love dumbledore. i love art. i love cows. i love the word knn. i love to stick out my tongue. i love monkey faces. and now i love mac suarez.

oh mac suarez just logged in.

so perfect.

ahhahahaha okie lah, this is a nonsense entry.

bye all you gorgeous people.
and fonzie.
i love u.

okie lah parf. shut up.

okie bye.

threesome.

2007-03-25T15:25:00.000+08:00

shall update soon. stay tuned!

the good ol' days. chop chop.

2007-03-17T21:23:00.000+08:00

six look-like-mes have been spotted.
this cant be.
do i really have such a common face!?!?!?!?!?!

(taken eonssss back before i totally screwed up my fuckingcheeeeeeebai hair. okie lah it looks weird in this foto but i assure u many were lustin after my hair okie?!?!?!?! do NOT doubt my word.)

hmm.
one more look-like-me and its judgement day.
hallelujah.

anyways, i think i speak too loudly (okie lah, maybe shout a bit) in public. im so used to it, its automatic! i mean,

its not like im tryin to attract attention (there are other more effective ways, like standin at attention and saluting every army guy who drops off at cck interchange)

or because i think i stand out by doing that (okie actually yelling distinguishes us from other poly students. i mean, only rpee-ians holler in publeek because we have so many stressin problems tsk tsk)

but rather (after much deliberation while showerin)..........................

i do it for a depraved, kinky high!

i feel POWERFUL. i feel like im SUPREME. OMNIPOTENT. God basically *smirk*.

its sick i tell you.
very very super sick.
theres sth wrong wit my head.

im past caring what other people think about me.
i do WHATEVER i want in public, be it sit like an pek, or grab boobies, or act lesbian (i think i can pull that one off very well right doorgs?)
i do weird psychotic acts in broad daylight.
and im nt even in the least bit embarrassed.
have my skin grown so thick its as though i exfoliated my face since 20 years ago?
HAS IT?!?!?!?!!?

i need to have some shame.
remind me please people.

soft toys, skirts, giggling, gentle.
i cant believe i was all that once upon a time.
time to go back baby.
okie i was just joking.

i love me because im sick and perverted and i think im the best.
bye all.

im a fishy fish fish. bloo.

2007-03-12T03:46:00.000+08:00

im so jealous. so FUCKIN JEALOUS.

my smelly feet.

2007-03-09T00:19:00.000+08:00

ive passed my ftt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man oh man im just so SMART.

still there.

2007-03-05T04:04:00.000+08:00

we ve finally finished the lit review, which has a grand total of 55 slides. like khai commented, i feel proud just lookin at the numbers. lots of hard work put in, lots of playing, its cool!

and bapaniee has just reminded me (always).

we were in the bus the other day, and this tamilian (yes, walkin like a crab) was sittin behind us. and he was talkin like some big fuck all the way frm bp to yishun. hmmm. at first bap thought there wasnt anyone on the line (tamilians what. typical.), but i think he being a SMU student (as he mentioned ever so casually in his loudhailer voice) should have better things to do den talk to a non-existant fellow for 45 minutes.

so the conversation was as follows:

crab fellow: you speak chinese ah?! you speak english ah?! u speak tamil ah?! go lah! go be a european or chinese lah! call urself a tamil girl! *utters some gibberish in tamil bap translated later on*

we can now assume tt the gf is a chindian.

crab fellow: and what kind of testimonials you leave for me?!?!?!!? *pause* POLY STUDENTS ARE PATHETIC! IM FROM JC U SEE IM STUDYING IN SMU NOW WHAT! (me and bap sooper shocked. i wanted to get up and kick his balls but i was afraid he would bite me. his teeth was all i could see)

so now we know the girl is a poly student and she left some kind of weird terrible testimonials.

crab fellow: (speaks in tamil for like 5 minutes, im laughing like crap and bap is sniggering like a wooper. must be sth funny because it sounds funny too)

*pause for like 10 minutes*

crab fellow: dey machiii! panni ke porentha nayi!

okie dah im just joking.

crab fellow: *speaks in tamil again irritating fuck* eh u dont speak up for her ah! honestly, everyone thinks shes ugly. but shes beautiful in my eyes. (me and bap roll eyes. he.. im nt sure couldnt catch reflection in window cuz he was sooper black.) *speaks tamil again probably sayin bad stuff* eh dont side her ah i already want to say a few things already ah but im controlling ah. dont force me! (so typical once again. aiyoyo.) i always want to meet her she said shes busy. i call her she says shes on the other line. what the hell lah. (i added tt in hehe)

okie now we all know he is very angry. WIT the chindian gf. AND the fellow on the fone whom i highly suspect is havin an affair wit the chindian gf. (jokinggg lah)

crab fellow: WHAT? SHE WANTS TO DIE? die lah nt my problem what! she want to die die lah! theres always the road, the knife, the pillow (or was it the rope?? whatever it is ah). i last attended a funeral 2 years ago. it makes me happy attending a funeral now and then. *pause* i stop her for what?!?!?! malay funeral gt _______(im nt sure what i forgot but its some kind of food, probably ketupat), chinese funeral got curry chikin, but indian funeral!?!?!!? gt no food!!(this is a stupid, pointless and totally random comment to make)

now we know the chindian gf wants to kill herself.

crab fellow: what blacky said to her?!?!?!?!?! (wtf! blacky! look at urself mofo!) *pause* u wait u see what i do. when i come to hougang it will be the end. (wahhh big shit already lah)

okie. there was a lot of tamil in between and its sooper funny, but i cant really remember now so i shall just end the convo here.

wit my detective mind and baps translation, this is what we ve come up wit.

crab fellow (we shall now name blacky1 because basically hes very black) is together wit chindian gf. however, chindian gf has an affair wit blacky2. blacky1 loves chindian gf because she is beautiful thou i think shes probably very ugly since the WHOLE world thinks shes ugly. blacky2 just wants sex (because she is basically too ugly to be loved).but blacky2 finds out shes dating blacky1 and is unhappy because nw her pepek will be looser and nt as nice to fuck and so says untrue things abt blacky1 to chindian gf. blacky1 then (somehow) finds out shes twotimin him. he gets upset and leaves. she discovers shes been found out and wants to kill herself. blacky1 doesnt bther as we can see and doesnt mind attendin her funeral. blacky2 is hiding somewhere in hougang. chindian gf might be pregnant and so leaves i love u testimonials for blacky1 so that her child will have a father (anyone can do probably). blacky1 is upset because he doesnt want to have ANYTHING to do wit her. blacky1 wants to find blacky2 and beat him up because he has been played out by a girl, and no SMU big-fuck likes to be humiliated.

nw you might ask why he talked abt poly.

well. i think tt part was crap he was trying to boast only lah. what to do two drop-dead gorgeous girls sittin in front of him mah.

we would have followed him to hougang to check out how much blacker blacky2 could be but we had to drive a lorry so oh well.

funny people lah all these.

hehe.

oh and.
i found char kway teow in the fridge just now and was hungry so i heated it up and after eatin half i realised its my dads breakfast tmr. alamak. so i put the char kway teow back and i just hope he doesnt realize the difference.

if he does.

oh well.

i shall just have to blame my sister.

heh. heh. heh.
(tts supposed to be evil laughter)

paul frank holds my hp like, all the time.

2007-03-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

baviii waviii took me lorry driving and i am nw officially a qualified lorry driver! im luvin it.

it was sooper fun lah really, thou everyone else in the lorry thought they might die at the rate i was going. hmmm. it wasnt too bad, apart frm me nt being able to turn while stayin in my own lane. and releasing the clutch all of a sudden (the lorry jerked forward and i swear bav almost hit her head). and accelerating too much too fast. AND braking too hard (bav almost hit her head again i think). hmm. other than all that, it was fine. perfectly fine.

i think i was pretty good in fact.
ahahahahha.
for a first-timer anyways.
=)

a few more days, and i believe i can start deliverin goods.
and bring all my dates out.

yes, in the lorry.

i think its incredibly romantic, watchin the sky from the lorry windscreen. yum yum. den we can kiss and make out. maybe have sex even.

wee.

im gettin horny already.

ahahhahahahaha okie im gonna stop here because ive only got three hrs of sleep, and im so tired i can sleep even in the middle of the jap spa in skool. so. im outtttt smooshwoopkinsss!

maiyah maiyah.

2007-02-26T00:09:00.000+08:00

i wanted to join ajith kumars fan club on friendster.
sadly (after hours of searching), there was none.
hmmm. actually ajith kumar okay okay only lor.
not considered that hot also.
i shall go find simbus fan club.
hes so much hotter. woooooooooo.

hmmm.
i think bap is gonna kill me when she reads this but.. who cares?!?!?!?!??!
simbu i like.

hehe.
ajith kumar is hot only wit blue eyes okay.
THATS ALL.
nyeh.

i hope we watch pokiri tmr.
den i can see all the india nationals dancing =)
and we can go disturb indian boys.
like scream the names on the back of their jerseys or sth.
tts sooper fun lah.
i love anjadi kupaes (:(:(:

ahha okie lah.
im sleepy so im off my chellams!

oh, and im aware i sound like im indian-crazy in this entry but really im not.
im just your average punjabi girl whos cheena at heart.

omg.

2007-02-24T01:17:00.000+08:00

okie im in love people.

my dad leaves the light on for me and im still scared.

2007-02-23T01:41:00.000+08:00

i have an extremely rotten habit.
i let my imagination run wild.
and when i say wild, i mean it.

i imagine eyes peeping out from under my bed, hands waiting to grab me so i keep all feet OFF the floor. im afraid someone will come smother me from under my blanket so i THROW the blanket away. i hear noises im beginnin to suspect its all in my head so i SING songs. and im afraid someone will be lookin in thru the gap where the wall and the door hinges meet so i CLOSE my eyes.

u can imagine what a wreck i am every night.

SO HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO GET PINEAPPLE TARTS FROM THE KITCHEN WHEN IM HUNGRY AT DONT KNOW WHAT GODDAMN HOUR IN THE MORNIN?!?!?!?

fyi my house is basically rectangle in shape. big and empty. you can say naai sekar! and it will echo for at least 2 seconds. the kitchen (the scariest part of the house) is farrrr from my room, i think i would have to sprint for 5 seconds to reach it. and its very dark. very very dark. and LONG. and the pineapple tarts would be at the end of the long long kitchen. what in the world were my parents thinking when they put it there??!?!?!?!!

so i have no choice but to call my friends to talk to me (keep me occupied) so that i wont think too much and get the pineapple tarts out of the kitchen and into the monster stomach.

DAY 1 01:02 am

parf: (whispers) hi.
xxx: yes parf?
parf: (whispers) im hungry.
xxx: ah?
parf: (whispers) talk to me i need pineapple tarts NOW.
xxx: -_-"

DAY 2 02:45am

parf: (whispers) hi.
xxx: yes parf?
parf: (whispers) im scared.
xxx: whyy?
parf: (whispers) dont ask. i need pineapple tarts. talk to me okie?

DAY 3 02:23am

parf: (whispers) hi.
xxx: yes parfffffff.
parf: (whispers) eh im hearing sounds lah.
xxx: *laughhhhhs*
parf: (whispers) shut up!! i need to get pineapple tarts. talk to me. eh talk to me!

this goes on every single night.
=(
i think im psycho (once again).

anyway todayyyyy we went to eattt sah-per (okie lah i wont stress u out its supper hehe)
at west coast the food haven for the poor piggies like us (:(:(:
we had indian rojak (which was soooo satisfying i tell you) and satay.

doorga: oh parf, now you can shut up for the next three months about satay because u have already eaten it!!

(okie so i have been buggin everyone to eat satay so what? i CRAVE for satay)

okie.

moment of truth.

beef satay and mutton satay i have concluded! tastes the same.
=(
i cant believe i ran all over singapore tryin to prove my point tt it tastes different.

-_-" DOUBLEEE DIAOOOOOOOOO (i told you im cheena at heart)

hmmm.
whatever lah.

now i feel like having kambing soup.
but all i have dear friends, are pineapple tarts in the kitchen.

i will have to call someone up later so that i can eat them.

and i cant believe this WHOLE entry is about food and my incapability to ignore the uncomprehensible and the supernatural world beyond. okie that was nonsense. seriously.

a parting message.

bav. says:
scratch my back
siala i reli like it

that is sick.
hehe.

i thank thee.

2007-02-21T22:54:00.000+08:00

ive passed fteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nows theres just ftt left.
am i gonna pass?
AM I GONNA PASS?!?!?!?!?!

and the donkey went hee haw hee haw all the way home.

2007-02-20T20:12:00.000+08:00

happy birthday.

2007-02-18T19:31:00.000+08:00

happy birthday to mother dearest!!

youre really the best anyone could ever be, and though we ve all said hurting things at one point or another, we will always love you and appreciate everything youve done for us =) youre the sweetest, thinkin about and puttin everyone else before you and youre simply the best mum anyone could ever have =)

i love you.

higher than you could ever imagine.

2007-02-18T17:25:00.000+08:00

the holidays have started and im sooper bored already.
and i have to do fyp and pp, none of which i (or anyone i know) have started.

alamak.
i have a craving for satay now.
which reminds me.
we (me and my friends) went to bukit timah for satay and
it was horrible i tell you.
the gravy was so watery it could be a swimmin pool for ants.

bav. says:
yes it was
kept drippin here and there fk

and.
beef mutton and chikin satay all taste the same!
omg. equally bland too.

bav. say:
beef satay was shitty all taste the same lah

yes. we went there specially for beef satay.
and.
the mee goreng sucked too (big surprise)

bav. says:
mee goreng made my toungue orange!
i brush my teeth rite tt nite like fk siala!
when i spit out the water all orange! !
FK FK FK

yes a lot of fks but it just shows how bad it was =(

bav. says:
man man
it was horrible
i was not satisfied!
DUN GO AL-AZHAR

yes. we were very VERY dissatisfied and we shall never go back there again.

meanwhile, in the short span of one week, ive managed to fail my fte.
twice.
but its alright.
i will pass one day im sure =)

this holiday has got me thinking. alot. ah, i always think a lot, holidays or not. i have a lot of mental activity going on you know.

anyways, ive just found out its chinese new year today!!!!!
so.

gong xi fa cai to all you cheena babis out there!

cheena babis because its the year of the golden pig mah.

hehe.

advertisements with pigs dancing about on tv really cheers me up its so incredibly hilarious.

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee happy lalala dancing pigs.

valentina.

2007-02-15T19:46:00.000+08:00

yesterday was spent wit honky.
its our 2nd v day fyi :):):)
i think hes extremely lucky to spend v day wit me because im very sweet and caring, not to mention gorgeous (okie lah just joking).
PLUS he got the first ever hand-made limited edition hooglelapoogle.

hehe.

in case youre wondering,
hooglelapoogle is an alien who likes to eat apples.
=)

anyways it was a wonderful day spent and i loved every single minute.
details shall nt be divulged.

ahhh.

and my twin has been spotted everywhere.
i wonder i wonder i wonder.
who on earth is she lahh!?!?!?!?!

swiveling chairs.

2007-02-12T12:07:00.000+08:00

FINALLY.
the day much awaited by all.
the LAST day of skool.
like thank god lah.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two years down, one more to go =)

its 1230 and we re almost done wit the last meetin of the day.
and i havent even opened the problem statement.
this is cool.
theres only two teams in my klass today!
looks like my klass is nt as kiasu as i thought =) a good thing.
hehe.

freedom for the next 2 1/2 months.
now now now.
what on earth should i do?

cheena at heart. ii <3 eu.

2007-02-10T22:17:00.000+08:00

the only thing we enjoy doin in r-pee-poo:

i loveeee pictures.
dont you?

hehe.

and i discovered last night that
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porridge turns me on!!

=)
okie im out!

immunological memory.

2007-02-08T10:54:00.000+08:00

certain things when said, even though in a fit of anger, cannot be taken back.
im feelin more and more depressed day by day.
and it sucks.

i feel sick.
ive always felt sick.

i want to go home.

true colors are beautiful, like a rainbow.

2007-02-06T23:50:00.000+08:00

thought i would scribble an entry before i head off to bed.

ive done nth the whole day, basically slackin ard (because its my off day mah)
ive concluded i look like a serpent (stats back me up)
and
i dont feel good.

im gettin dizzy spells all the time
and i can only run for ard 20 minutes before im totally out.
this is sooper bad.
hmmm.

and i dont feel like goin skool tmr.
its pundeh-mcb =(

nevermind.
i shall endure.

okie im sleepy.

this i think is a crappy entry also, but better than nth
so ciao.

im off to bed now.

match me.

2007-02-04T21:34:00.001+08:00

i feel disturbed today.
a lil sad too.
im nt too sure why.

hmm.

i always feel sad.
i think theres a problem wit me.

milk tea. wang wang.

2007-02-02T10:21:00.000+08:00

comtemplated cabutin today. that, ive concluded, isnt an option for me. plus aramburs here today and shes so incredibly cutee. AND i wont be downgraded for once even though im sooper late.

so im in klass now (a lil reluctantly i admit) and i still havent opened the problem statement. ahha.

anyways the last ut is over thank god! no more studyinggg =) i assume everyones gonna skip the last day of skool since its on a monday. hmmm i cant though. six times. ALL BECAUSE OF CHENG CHENG =(

i dont like him.

later im off to bbdc to complete the last few theory lessons and then i can finally take my test. before tt we re probably gonna go down to the shop to collect our lenses =) yuppp we ve got groovy green! =) god knows how it ll turn out.

hehe.

anyways.

the weekend is coming!

i cant wait.

lalala.

oh yah.

alis hat is so irritating. i feel like stealin it and rippin it apart roar. he think what, he artist ah! no duh he isnt.

and.

harry potter and the deathly hallows is coming out in july. wuuuu i cant wait =)

screaming calls and dolphin love.

2007-02-01T11:21:00.000+08:00

mcb ut later. it probably determines whether ill repeat this module nxt year, looking at my grades. ahhhh, im scared. SOOPER scared. butttt once this ut is over.. yay! last ut of the sem =) and then five more lessons. and THEN yr 2s over! wee. i cant wait.

andd im completin all my drivin lessons by tmr. ive nt bothered abt my drivin for quite some time basically because im just so incredibly lazy when i think of coming for the lessons.
no, its nt because im generally a lazy person. really it isnt :D

todays immuno and we re playin hangman (:(: alright i feel ugly today. and fahms askin me to get colored lenses just to cam whore a bitt. lets seeeeeeeee =)

hahahahahaa.
okie im outtt.

chrome and glass.

2007-01-31T00:12:00.000+08:00

nice day today.
though it was cold cold cold, i somehow felt warm all throughout =)

mcb tmr. its such a headache! but i cannot cabut anymore. CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT:(
but on the bright side, the weeks practically gonna end (as least to me) and only one more week of skool den =)

im so sleepy.
i shall sleep now.

bye all you sleepy people.

offshore.

2007-01-29T21:56:00.000+08:00

im sooper bored.
thank god tmrs my off day.
i shall be eagerly awaitin an email.

two more weeks of skool left.
i need all the motivation i can get.

star-filled joy.

2007-01-29T01:30:00.000+08:00

im bored and its mee-kro-bee once more.
and LAB.
and need to find sth green to wear tmr.

okie im off to bed.
ciao.

the bane of my existence.

2007-01-27T15:42:00.000+08:00

fuck stupid fugtard chao cheebai cowshit lizardshit allshit pukimak cheena rp.

hello moto.

2007-01-26T14:56:00.000+08:00

its friday again! thank god i cant WAIT for the weekend i need sleep sleep sleep. im so sleepy and cold and tired and hungry and my phone is out of batt so i cant switch it on ahhh!

and fyps being such a slut. i mean, after a long long time we finally managed to arrange a meeting, and now we find out SIX teams are fightin for THREE places(and its extra difficult to get due to the biasness equivalent to the whole world). wtf. and guess whos in one of the teams.

the very cunning.

the very vicious.

the very mofo-ick.

cheng cheng.

fuck fuck fuck. oh, this is so very irritating. and u know what? theyve already gotten a confirmation that theyre in on this project, which is totally ridiculous because!

number one. i dont think they have sent in an email.

number two. they have only three members when its so clearly stated black-and-white five members. FIVE. whats wrong wit these people? dunno how to count ah.

number three. they dont know how to abide by the stupid rules which seem to be bent constantly for people like them.

obviously its a case of biasness(just like how the whole of rp is). just because they know the facilitator and are close to her doesnt mean that they have priority. plus they dont even qualify for this project. like wtf lah.

its time to stop suckin up to people and learn to get things based on your own merit asswipes.

its so typical all these cheena people. knn. registration is open only on monday, and these cheena losers have chopped the projects like, one month ago. HELLO. wait for the registration like everyone else and get it fairly and openly lah.

kiasu fucktards.
rwoar.
okie.
im done complainin.

other than that (which basically constitutes 76.563729% of my life), everythings fine.
we re gonna catch a movie wit picasson n oonch later =) im guessin its gonna be fun cuz we havent met up in a long long LONG time so weeeeeeeee.

okie i need to hear stories abt cheng cheng nw (apparently 90% of rp is against him. good stats i like)

parfffffff outttttt!

Roaring Kittens and Squeaking dogs. Chopsticks.

2007-01-25T12:41:00.000+08:00

Parvin is forcing me to eat Camel Cracker Peanuts!
Hazel beside me juz went for blood donation.
madeline does not know what to do for our 3rd meeting and she juz left the class..
no one has read the PST and its already what time? 1pm laeeee...
Parvin is busy licking her fingers.... ewwww
again she is forcing me to eat peanuts.
Parvin juz threw a flying peanut into my Nose!
Si jia juz walked past my class without saying a hi!
hazel is busy Disconnecting her thumdrive...
and what am i doing? trying to attract fuad outside my class...
si jia juz msn me, she said "no..i wana ask u whether the immuno....the tolerance is immunity right?" wth! i duno lah
madeline juz arrived asking "so any progress?" NO DUHHHHH!
Parvin is still eating peanuts and sucking her finger! she is cleaning peanut dust off her black sweater...
im wondering whther i shld makan d peanut tt touched my nose hole... hmmm is it hygenic? hmmm ya lah can lah its my nose shit only wat juz eat lorxx.....
madline is showing me her index finger... hmmm does it fuck off or she telling me to shudup... hmm parvin is staring at whatver im typing, stop it parv im getting high...
and kaja was staring at me juz now.. WTH..
i juzz forced the peanut tt touched my nose into parvins ears,nose and mouth butttttt it was not sucessful MISSION FAILED..
madeline was juz tellin me to finish the ppt when i haven even started...
parvin is forcing to eat Supreme Peanuts honey NOW...
hmm again she is licking her fingers...
madeline is eating jack n jill biscuit and hazel is saying she wans cheese chips sumthin nachos BUT not nachos and she is moaning like arggghh agrghh ahhhhhh (relief sounds) like ahhhhhhhhhh.....
hazel juz hid the Oreo wrapper in my hair....
and madeline is now forcing me to eat the biscuit, now... she is tellin dont eat lorxx so shld i or......
vanessa juz asked for tissue ppaper
parvin has finsihed her Ting eh no... HER tong garden Supreme peanuts honey
Parvin is i duno wat she doin to my elbow her faced is stucked to it....
madeline is telling me to finish the ppt
hazel tellin me to upload but i havent start!!!!!

tis is too long im long winded ok madeline is playing wif my screen its moving and moving
everyone HATE MEDTECH! but Parving LOVES it! she is mad!

wanted attention.

2007-01-22T09:31:00.000+08:00

today is meekrobiology and im nt in cheng chengs team thank god.

im sooper bored (as usual) and im walkin all around ar-pee with a red nose because ive got the flu :( on a much more lala note, im gonna watch ju on wit the queen of horror later :D whoopee.

anyways, my sis bdae is tmr and im wonderin what i shld get her.
hmmmm.
maybe a pokpok den i can claim it as my own (:(:(:

im feelin particularly woah! today.

i think i shall kick alis chair later.

hey tapered.

2007-01-21T19:13:00.000+08:00

i have the sudden urge to buy shoes.
LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of shoes.

and maybe smelly beancurd.

chickened wings.

2007-01-20T20:36:00.000+08:00

I have spent the past few weeks readin Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Im super sad BECAUSE Albus Dumbledore died :(

How isit possible that the greatest, kindest, most charming wizard alive dies at the hands of Severus Snape, a mofo with an extremely ugly hairdo and whos unquestionably useless?

Dumbledores the most adorable, kindly, big-hearted, capable, competent, lovable wizard whom I fell in love wit ever since I read the first book. The last thing I would expect is for Dumbledore to die. I mean, even he-who-must-not-be-Named cant kill him, hes the most powerful wizard alive! and SNAPE kills him? Like WTF.

Hmmm. I only liked Harry Potter because Dumbledore was in it and now hes gone, I shall not read another Harry Potter book again I swear. Unless Dumbledore is revived. I mean, who wants to read about Harry Popular anyway!!

I want Dumbledore back.

brain warranty.

2007-01-19T15:01:00.000+08:00

TGIF!! yay i can finally use that since my off days were usually friday so it didnt make sense actually using it. im officially free every tweeky tuesday frm now on. like whoopee :( hahahahahaha but lookin on the bright side, i have only a four-day skool week unlike all u specky ppl out there :D

today is medical technology and aramburs nt in klass today. im sure many people are soooo happy, but i miss her. i like her lots because she is sooper dooper cute!

hmmm. my enthusiasm for a pokpok is dyin day by day. i think i shall get a new wallet wit pokpoks money. ahhahhahahhahahahaha.

anyways, bagugu is sick so!

get well soonnnnnn!!!!!!!

stripey pins.

2007-01-18T22:15:00.000+08:00

three weeks of skool left. im countin.

skool was alright. i loved my team (we could choose our own, obviously, thats why i loved it) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lalalaluuuu.

after skool we went to watch kuntilanak. it wasnt scary in the least. really it wasnt scary! im just goin to sleep wit my sis tonight thats all. heh.

lifes been pretty routined so there really isnt much to blog about.

oh YAH.
i want to get a wabbit.
it shall be called pokpok, the divine name picked frm the random millions thrown at me (including mofo and pighead)
unfortunately wabbits are a big no-no
so!
i am very sad.

buy me a wabbit please.

or maybe a dog.
i can call it chicken wings then.

i realize i love insultin automated machines =)

2007-01-05T18:44:00.000+08:00

i whine so much its amazing :D no reason to smile at that, but.. luuu.

im sooper bored so ive decided to talk to a robot online. robots make me laugh.

candlelight chaos. says:
im gonna kill you
robot. says:
you and whose army?
candlelight chaos. says:
mine!
robot. says:
Ha.
candlelight chaos. says:
dont come sniggerin okie.
robot. says:
Oh no?
candlelight chaos. says:
yah lah you asswipe stop it!
robot. says:
Whoa. Youve got a foul mouth.

:) i like talkin to robots.
they bring so many colors into my very so dull boring rainy days!!!

i live sound.

2006-12-27T19:46:00.000+08:00

my ears hurt.

and skool starts in one weeks time!!!

i dont really like skool u know.

when alls said and done.

2006-12-22T23:33:00.000+08:00

xmas is comin in 3 days. im nt really in the xmas mood all of a sudden. my nose, however, will still light up, so dont worry =)

i fought wit santa.

2006-12-22T23:17:00.000+08:00

parf. says:
hey santa
santa claus. says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, parf! I'm Santa Claus! Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
parf. says:
girl
santa claus. says:
And what do you want for Christmas, parf?
parf. says:
lots of stuff
santa claus. says:
My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that this year! I'll see what I can do for you, parf! What else would you like?
parf. says:
santa tt wasnt supposed to be ur answer
santa claus. says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
parf. says:
youre dumb santa
parf. says:
dumb dumb santa
parf. says:
im beginnin to suspect youre nt even santa claus!
santa claus. says:
But, but... I'm Santa Claus.
parf. says:
i dont believe in santa anymore.
santa claus. says:
Well, I believe in you, and that's the important thing.
parf. says:
you stupid automated machine
santa claus. says:
Ho ho ho!
parf. says:
see!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?
parf. says:
you dumb fuck
santa claus. says:
I understand that's a very naughty insult. Looks like you're going on the naughty list...
parf. says:
evil santa
santa claus. says:
Sorry, you've been too naughty.
santa claus. says:
Goodbye.

:(

runnin rose? catch it then.

2006-12-19T17:10:00.000+08:00

so ive been sick the past few days
and since i cant get to sleep
i spend my time doing
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french manicures!!!

nails fascinate me.
maybe ill be a manicurist.
some big shit my bms diploma will be then.
heh =)

xmas is in approximately 9 days.

2006-12-16T20:18:00.000+08:00

which means
santa claus will be comin in nine days!!
wit his millions presents and flying reindeers
(rudolph is my favourite, due to the similarities in our noses)

so get your milk and cookies out
have you been a good girl this year?

shuuuups.

2006-12-16T14:57:00.000+08:00

everyones changin so fast, its hard to keep up.
im sick today.

keep me company please?

blue clocks and white socks.

2006-12-12T12:42:00.000+08:00

i wonder how ill be like when i grow old.

will i be fat (like all typical punjabis)?
or will i be skinny?

nah i believe skinny is ruled out. how to be skinny lahhhh when im nt even skinny nw. duh duh.

maybe ill have horrible fashion sense.
have u noticed all ah mahs wear black pants and floral printed odd-colored silk blouses? shit i think ill be one of them :(

or maybe i shall wear shades and short blouses and mini skirts. after all, im young at heart whatttttt.

wuuuuuuuu.

i think ill be a hot punjabi ah mah :D

fried dumplings.

2006-12-03T21:35:00.000+08:00

two more days to the end of skooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!
like thank god lah.

ive been watchin the l word for the past few days.
the shows more like lesbian porn honestly.
i get turned on.
uh uh.
i loveeeeeeeeeee lesbians.
=)

alright.
im outttt.
nth else to blog mah.

rock my black-and-white-striped-with-two-polka-dots socks.

2006-11-28T09:53:00.000+08:00

i HATE my hair =(

Warning: Biological Hazard

2006-11-27T14:13:00.000+08:00

love me for who i am
imperfect or nt.

evil pathogens. yummylicious.

2006-11-23T15:57:00.000+08:00

Hamburger Disease:
Hamburger disease is often acquired after ingestion of undercooked minced beef. This disease can cause serious infection of the gastro-intestinal tract, causing the host to eventually die.

i sincerely pray that all who eat beef shall have their stomach walls eaten by acid, intestines turned inside out and experience such immense pain they ll scream and collapse on the floor (withering from the after-effects of having multiple major spasms) where they shall eventually be left to die.

:D

alaska baybeh.

2006-11-22T21:52:00.000+08:00

exactly two more weeks to the holidays.
EIGHT MORE LESSONS ONLYYYYYYYYYYY.

ive been waitin and waitin forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the
hawwwwleeeedaaaaayeeeessssss!!!
lets go to kl okie?

blooooop.

see i told you my english was goin down the drain.

2006-11-19T19:06:00.000+08:00

i wish everything would just hurry up and be alright again.

im made in japantakoyakiballs.

2006-11-18T22:34:00.000+08:00

fujibaby has been such a monster lately so its time for him to take a break.
ill miss the little moster.
he(yes, he has a gender) has, after all, been my baby for one and a half years.
=(
we eat together, sleep together (but nt shit together duhhh) and thou he has gotten slapped by me dozens of time, i know he still loves me.
alas, hes just goin thru a rebellious stage.
i think he needs a TIME-OUT.
especially after goin thru the horrors of rain and mashed potatoes.

i will always love you.

okie so being in stupid rpee i need a laptop sooooooooo
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meet fluffy.

okie so it isnt exactly fluffy, but its my com and i shall name it whatever i want :D

alright.
im gonna catch the movie on tv.
lots of love
im outttt.

i like kiwi and big butts.

2006-11-18T20:44:00.000+08:00

more pictures!!
enjoy all you bored people.

we all know she sleeps like a piggg.

while im always awake and cute!

okie.. maybe not THAT cute.

however due to my over-cuteness, they like to provoke me. thus, the need to warn.

oh i love this =)

my long lost red-haired days

they found it extremely amusing -_-"

now THIS is really hilarious. AHAHHAH!!!

hehe.

she pees there all the time, i bet.

i stole everything from the mannequin :D

=)

im a mannequin head.

neee-ooo-teeeennn sirrr-kaaaassss

random pics

on absolut.fahms beedae =)

okie we were at sittin at the back of woodlands mrt station playin wit my com when we detected a wireless connection. the name of the connection is FKIN HILARIOUS.

PIGHEAD?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

im supposed to be at momo now
cheerin julia on.
well for all the effort shes put in,
thats the least i could do.
however, since i dont have a date
nor the cash
im stuck at hme watchin silent hill.
well, apparently i just had to be like how i was in the past and nothin would be a prob anymore.
im nt bankin on that baby.
hmmm.
oh well.
i never liked clubbin anyways :D

i have lots and lots and lots goin on in my head now.

hmmm.

whatever lah ah.

2006-11-17T23:56:00.000+08:00

im down yes i am.

holy shit!! (fahm said that nt me)

2006-11-17T00:42:00.000+08:00

HAPEEEEE BEEEEDAYYYY FAHMMMMYYYYY WORRRMMMYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
i knew we could eat everything together. even pork :D
i love you so very much.

chocoladettes.

2006-11-16T23:15:00.000+08:00

i cant take it anymore! i need to post pics! and so i have used picassa, which is fortunately not as useless as it looks =) well at least the hair on my munji is goneeee. im still waitin for the serial number so that i can post the rest of my absolutely gorgeous photos!! ahhhhhh.

this was taken quite a while back wit my laptops camera snap snap snap! yupppp ive gotten a new laptop. quite longgg ago, just that im too lazy to actually blog abt it. well, pics of that shall be up soon as well, so stay in tune kids! :D

skools a bore but im draggin myself to klass every single day :P i think i can actually pass this shit. especially after kevin yap gave me an A. yes, im bragging. i got an A! like finally lah.

i can get through this. yes i can. yup yup yup.

miss toilet bowl.

2006-11-15T11:11:00.000+08:00

cameras are too disgustingly detailed for our own good.

i need to photoshop the hairs on my munji.
key generator please?

color me senseless.

2006-11-12T21:36:00.000+08:00

im probably the most imperfect person you can ever find.

cut down on cake from jb im tellin you!

2006-11-05T20:23:00.000+08:00

bav. says:
i tell you im gonna lose weight! im gonna be veg! im gonna exercise! no more fast food! no more! i said no more! im gonna be a vegetarian! im gonna support the animal rescue team! im gonna support vegetarianism! oh my god help me! im paranoid! *gives scrunched up face* ahhhh!

someone slap her please.

pinhole.

2006-11-04T20:30:00.000+08:00

im this close to quittin reepahbelique-fucktard-pohhhhhleeeee.
i cant even bring myself to come to klass.
HOW TELL ME HOWWWW?????

this is bad.
really really bad.

when we girls pee.

2006-11-01T16:04:00.000+08:00

candleLight chaos. says:
you should hear girls pee
F u d S - real afro conspiracy says:
i heard wen bav pee
F u d S - real afro conspiracy says:
so ya.. it was OMG
F u d S - real afro conspiracy says:
damn like water fall
F u d S - real afro conspiracy says:
niagra falls sia
F u d S - real afro conspiracy says:
im tellin u

(:(:(:

ive got a million things goin thru my head.
and im so tired.
URGENT. bed. snore.

smokin and diabetic cats.

2006-11-01T12:47:00.000+08:00

candleLight chaos. says:
ure cute
bav. says:
im cute?
candleLight chaos. says:
yup
candleLight chaos. says:
i feel like kissing you
candleLight chaos. says:
Play "Kiss"
bav. says:
come on eat me

shes at it again.
on a more satisfyin note,

candleLight chaos. says:
haha
candleLight chaos. says:
whyyyy dont you want to play?
candleLight chaos. says:
scared ill trash u?
dexing. says:
yup
dexing. says:
im scared of losing
candleLight chaos. says:
hahahah!
candleLight chaos. says:
for once
candleLight chaos. says:
wee
dexing. says:
nope
dexing. says:
i dun wanna get thrashed
candleLight chaos. says:
hahahhaahahah!!!

come on, admit it.
I AM THE BOMB.

lahhhhhx.

2006-10-31T23:13:00.000+08:00

(walkin to interchange)
Me: Eh.
Fahm: Kya bolti tu.
Me: Eh.
Fahm: Kya mein bohlu.
Me: Suun.
Fahm: Sundal.
Khai: *shows stupid face*
Fahm: I want to eat cockles.
*pause*
Fahm: Or isit cockerels?

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

oh, and trust me, you DONT want to see her imitation of the fortune cat.

she made my day =)

clearblue.

2006-10-31T08:55:00.000+08:00

i was at mac wit my sis two nights ago.
hmm im at mac almost every night. my siss takin her a levels you see. for some weird reason, eatin mac at 3 am in the mornin relieves stress for her.
anyways, she was tellin me abt this fight that happened in skool when i heard sth abt drugs from behind her.
i looked up to see some boy, ard 16, 17? gettin scolded by his dad. he was hittin him and scoldin him in front of everyone, not sayin there were many people ard, considerin the fact by that time it was 5 am in the morning.
i never knew drugs looked so cute!
it was in a red and black striped box. me and my sis thought it was cigarettes at first, but nope. it was damn obvious lah. the dad probably mentioned drugs at the top of his voice at least three times in every sentence.
LOL.
and his friends can still nicely sit there watchin the free show.
wtf.
WHILE THE DAD WAS ACCUSIN THEM OF DUMPIN THE DRUGS ON HIS SON.

ahhh, so listen up kids.
not all friends are good friends.
no, im not gonna come up wit another song :D

kevin yaps takin us today.
which is totally unexpected.
well, i heard he was really really strict but good lah.
but still sooper strict.
so i din come for the lesson last week, since i knew he would be takin us.
so did half of the klass.
lol!
but the faci who was supposed to come today din come and so its kevin yap once again.
and hes freakin hilarious!
and he teaches so well.
god this is the first time i understand every single thing in klass.
=)

oh, and dont you love the word sphygmomanometers!
we learnt it in klass today.
ssss-fiiiii-ggggggg-moooooohhhh-maaaaahhhh-noooooooh-miiiiii-teeeeeeerrrrrssss.
(:(:(:

actually im just fuckin depressed today.
bye bye pinky tie.

beanieeees weenieeees.

2006-10-29T18:04:00.000+08:00

we were having dinner today.
well my mom din wanna buy lunch, but was willing to buy dinner, so the three of us (kids) decided to have dinner at three in the afternoon.
she claims we re gonna have nth but fruits at night, but we know we can always simply *ahem* order *ahem ahem* mac *cough* donalds.
so as i was saying, we were eatin our dinner and my mom ordered this plate of tow gay (beansprouts), which me and my brother immediately went for.
im sure many people must have been staring.

i mean, i know many people who hate tow gay, and would much rather kiss any random smelly mosquito-loves dog than eat it.
and here, me and my brother are happily eating one whole mountain of tow gay.
tow gay tow gay tow gay. i even love how it sounds, much less eat it.

yes, so what im tryin to say is.
we are not freak shows for likin tow gay!
get it, you useless people???
its perfectly normal!!!
WE LIKE TOW GAY AND WE ARE PROUD OF IT!!
so buzz off and eat your tow gay like your mom always tell you to!!

:D

remember kids, everytime you find yourself staring back at those white and yellow crispy lovables, sing this (in your head of cuz, or else ppl might think youre retarded or something) :

tow gay white
tow gay great
tow gay tow gay
good for the brain!

tow gay cute
tow gay yum
tow gay tow gay
loads of great fun!

yay!!! (10x)

this is what you get when youre bored out of your brains.

corals and me.

2006-10-26T22:08:00.000+08:00

and so ive changed blogskin =)
its my baby okie?

had a little help wit my title:
[c=46]F u d S - [/c] real afro conspiracy says:
IGNITE THE FIRE IN YOU!!
[c=46]F u d S - [/c] real afro conspiracy says:
set ur expression FREEE...igniteeeeeeeey
[c=46]F u d S - [/c] real afro conspiracy says:
be a mann ignite the fireplace

hes just hilarious i swear.
of cuz, bav came to the rescue :D

today wasnt really the best day this week.
lots of words exchanged, loads of emotions felt.
but i guess im over it.
everything happens for a reason yah?

buttt talkin abt ystd,
it was really fun.
finally managed to drag heng out of klass, and we caught a movie, had lunch and rotted away at the stairs.
ahhhhhhhhhh.

(:(:(:

okie im off now.
coding kills my puny brain cells.

i date.

2006-10-26T15:06:00.000+08:00

after all thats been said and done, its finally over.

pick a cherry.

2006-10-25T22:58:00.000+08:00

ive got a million things goin thru my head now.
im so tired, i just want to sleep and never wake up.

and oh yes.
i dont give a flyin fk abt you anymore
so you can get lost for all i care.

i never want to see u ever again.
never.

crocodile your head.

2006-10-24T20:21:00.000+08:00

the ugliest, i repeat, the UGLIEST shoes ever made.

i love shoes.
theyre so gorgeous.
i think thats the only thing i love shopping for.

i live shoes, i BREATHE shoes.

and the best thing is, you can never have too many of them (:(:(:

anddd HAPPYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY MALS KUTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou you adorable lil papadum you.

flower face.

2006-10-23T22:00:00.000+08:00

i lost the bet, and so dyed my hair red as promised.
as usual, i had a major hair disaster.

i became the flaming lady of poon lay.

remind me again why i always get myself into all this shit.
so anyways, pics are below.
like, FINALLY my blog has pictures =) weeeeeeeeeee.

and of cuz my pride.

wahahhahahahahahaaha.
okie dokie.
firebreather is outtttt.

ah shoots.

2006-10-22T23:10:00.000+08:00

why did you have to come back?
tell me why why why.

swa!

2006-10-22T03:19:00.000+08:00

i spent deepavali watchin movies and eating maggie mee :D

momo

2006-10-20T15:43:00.000+08:00

shall be the name of my car.
and my dog.
and very much possibly my daughter and son, whom shall be named momo 1 and momo 2 respectively (:(:(:

im goin tekka later with fahmy wormyyyyyyy to get her eyebrows done all nice and shapely =) for hari raya of course! and she HAD to tell me last minute. thank god we re dressed all indian today. we re gonna blend in perfectly :P thou not as well as mals kuts who blends in ALL the time.

okie im just joking.

i think im gonna spend my whole weekend watchin happy lalala cartoons and drinking yakult.

:D

bye bye lao sai.

i challenged

2006-10-18T22:28:00.000+08:00

the king of minesweeper, seeing his luck was sooper bad today.
i have won myself and bafani a day in boxers and the rights to pay for henghengs family feast.

this is sooper dooper fantastic.
im gonna wear superman boxers.
well, since im gonna make a fool out of myself, might as well look cool while at it, dont you think?
=)

chiky chik chik.

2006-10-16T12:34:00.000+08:00

this is what i learnt back in kindergarten art klass =)
im re-living my childhood since im so bored and there arent any more movies to watch :(

its the dry run for the chennai presentation later after skool.
i hate it i hate it i hate it because.
i get stagefright.
and no, i dont think doctors give mc for that -_-"
so give that idea up fahmy wormy.

havent gone blog-hoppin for some time.
guess id better get started.
ive been missin out on A LOT.
heh.

and fuji monster is lagging once again.
i shall send it to the scrapyard one more time it misbehaves, i tell you.
presentation now.
im outttttt.

one cookie two cookie three cookie four.

2006-10-15T22:53:00.000+08:00

now that my birthdays over

i guess its back to school.

thanks to all who wished me happy birthday
and gave me stuff, that was awfully sweet =)

and to the one who made the whole day simply special
i love youuuuuuu.

alive.

2006-10-14T15:51:00.000+08:00

bav. says:
eat me.

now now, thats so suggestive ;)

on the other hand, i was chatting with malz kutz and she HAD to irritate me.

mystical love. says:
only babi like u stay at Boon Lay
candlelight chaos. says:
pala puki
candlelight chaos. says:
boon lay is nice okie?
mystical love. says:
the lifts are 20cm away from each other!!
candlelight chaos. says:
you always have to bring up the lifts dont you -_-"

skools the ultimate bore, and ive resorted to playin minesweeper and watching totally spies! to pass time.
speaking of minesweeper, its addictive.
lets see, ive won myself hot chocolate and indo bbq, and the pleasure of watchin bafani sing at the agora dustbin.
now THAT is so satisfying.

im luvin it.
and thank youuuuuu for the mouse.
youre all just too sweet =)
i love you allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

minesweeper.

2006-10-11T11:57:00.000+08:00

Compartmentalizing provides the eukaryotic cells with the ability to perform several functions simultaneously and independence of their environment. This thus, gives them the ability to adapt to new environments more easily. This compartmentalization also allows cell organelles to perform different functions.

-_-"

on a much lighter note,
tmrs my day off tmrs my day off tmrs my day off!!! *hop hop hop*

i cant wait.

cafe 1726489595732.

2006-10-10T11:42:00.000+08:00

gee its tuesday.
my-ke-rooo bah-ee-oh-loh-gee (or in much simpler read-able terms, microbiology)
i feel awfully sleepy.
and hungry.
i need hot chocolate.
no not from galilee.
its so horrible it makes strawberry milk look nice.
and strawberry milk is not in the least bit drink-able, i tell you.

im so grumpy today.
this week just isnt goin well.

baby make my day.

i need a hug.
and a phone line please.

banana nana fana.

2006-10-07T19:12:00.000+08:00

we love taking simultaneous shots.
lalala.
lots of love
im out!

fuji baby.

2006-10-04T14:25:00.000+08:00

i dont LIKE cell and molecular biology. its so biochemistry -_-" and i dont give a shit abt biochem. not last sem, and certainly not now.

first ut coming up on friday. this is bad. pfft.

my entries are getting so negative, but oh well. skool sucks what.

=)

tmrs my day off!! wee!! i need sleep. huhuhu.

i cant wait for skool to end.
thirty minutes to third meeting.
yippee!!
lots of love
im out.

nitrous oxide systems.

2006-10-03T11:12:00.000+08:00

and so i skipped skool again yesterday. a last minute decision by the queens of cabuting on the mrt :D

todays tuesday, and WE ARE IN SKOOL. ive finally finished my part of the presentation, and im so goddamn free and bored now. i hate PBL. its extremely boring. really. it bores my socks off. yucks. yooks. yecks. see, im so bored im making stupid sounds now. moo.

on a more amusing note, me and fahm carry the same bag to skool, and since we are together most of the time, and judgin from the way people stare at us, i assume they think we are BFF (Best Friends Forever) or something. now thats so cheena-fied. BFF. LOL. to think we were making fun of those two bozos for one whole month just cuz they were going on and on about how they were BFF. -_-"

i actually did work today after a long long sooper long time. a big achievement i must say (:(:(: i feel so satisfied. ahhhHHH. and i just had to announce it to the whole klass, with my faci right behind me, didnt i?

she told me not to say it so loudly next time.

hehe.

babyboi is cute.
that is a random statement.
:P
lots of love
im out.

flooper.

2006-10-01T22:09:00.000+08:00

ive realised i havent been bloggin often recently. since im so free today, and absolutely have no interest whatsoever in whatevers showing on that plasticized box of what we call a tv, i shall take the time to write a nice entry.

we are now into our second week of skool. new klass, but there are quite a number of old faces in there, so it isnt really that bad =) modules arent that bad, i have bafani who helps me out. sweet. THANK YOU LAHHH MOFO. okie stop asking me to thank you now.

okie okie i admit, skools a plain bore. we find ourselves outside the lift debating every morning whether we re going to klass, which is not exactly the easiest thing to decide, trust me. ahhhh. i have absolutely no idea how im going to get through another one and a half years at this rate. pfft.

other than that, i guess theres not much to blog abt. skools the same, being a toyol everyday, and life is pretty much average.

except that i get a lot more beatings now.

right bav?

(:(:(:

lots of love
im out.

oh so someones 18 now :)

2006-10-01T00:20:00.000+08:00

yet another happy birthday! entry.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RINESH!!! my my, youve grown up so fast. so now youre legal, no more sneaking into clubs eh? (like you always like to tell me)

so ive known you for eight months. a very eventful eight months i think. we have been through so many ups and downs, even im amazed. anyways, even though we may fight a lot, i still love you lah baby. im so glad you came into my life, and never regretted a single second. really. these eight months have passed by in a flash, it seems so fast. gosh, its been so long. doesnt feel like it though :D my lifes changed so much ever since i got to know you, and its not really a bad thing, you know.

youre just so sweet and adorable, caring and lovable. ive never met a guy like you, thats for sure. youre simply special.

=)

okie you can start on how youre eighteen and im not now :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEOWWWWWW.

2006-09-29T22:55:00.000+08:00

youre finally an old woman. okie lahh, just one year older. but still.. older than me =) love you baby.

im so glad ive got you.

:D

2006-09-27T13:17:00.000+08:00

pigtureeeeeeeeeeees from chennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnai :D

(:(:(:

baskin robbins.

2006-09-19T16:10:00.000+08:00

im back!!! 2 weeks long. nice people, nono great people, but still, an awful long time. i missed singapore =) chennai isnt bad you know. at least not as bad as i thought it would be. it looked different, smelt different, even sounded different. i like cows lahhh. you can see cows walking everywhere. theyre just so goddamn adorable. ahhHHhh. and it looks exactly like how it is in the movies. LOL. i love it its just so different from singapore. the stores, the vehicles, even the air is different. i know i know i keep using the word different, but encarta has been erased from fuji baby, so i cant find another word to use (:(:(:

and its like, theres something happening every single minute. you can never get bored, you can just walk out and theres sth going on. its VERY entertaining, really. and i loveee it when people horn. pehpehpehpohpoh!! (refer to me for exact sound) and theres no reason really for these people to horn, i think its just to make noise lah. but i love it. we all love it, dont we?

the kids were irritating, but nevertheless adorable. really cute. but it was really difficult communicating with them. they spoke tamil, i spoke english, i think they wanted to pull my hair out when i couldnt understand what on earth they were talkin about for the past one hr. ahhaha. but still they were cute. ah, i dont mind having them as my kids. theyre just so chweeet!

we had to eat veg everyday, which is terrible because i dont even LOOK at vegetables in singapore. but i managed to survive, thanks to everyone who motivated me to eat. yes, i need motivation even to EAT :D

lizards were fat and juicy in chennai. good enough to chomp on. well i was so meat deprived i was ready to pick any dog off the street and eat it. but yes, back to the lizards. we scream at least five times every night because the lizards are huge and they like to look as though theyre gonna drop off any minute, and theyre so big you can actually see the stripes on their icky slimy tails.

but i think the only thing that made the whole trip worthwhile really was the people. we hung together at night, crapping, doing all kinds of shit together. it was really cool lahh. eating together, sleeping together, shaving our legs together. hehe. we did a hell lot of talking together, and we became really close. words really cant describe how i feel like. seriously. (yay, i can use this line like FINALLY) but i feel really close to these people. hanging out in the living room, in the boys room. oh yes, the boys room is like one hell hole lahhh. go in and you smell nth but smoke, see nth but alcohol, and hear nth but music blasting. hahahahaah. nice nice. i likeee. we ll be talking, slacking, and yes, playing murderer. AHHAHAHAHA. it was fkin fun. of cuz, we had some girl time too. picked up a few tricks. ahhaha. i just love everyone. late night rj rushing, just talking, asking dumb questions, flicking one another, simple everything.

shopping wasnt as good as i thought it would be. nth really caught my eye, so i had to crack my head over how i could spend all my money by the end of the trip. i think i ended up the richest on the last day. ahhhahaahhaahahah. but after running here and there, yup, i got most of the things i wanted. oh yes malini i got you karmasutra shit. yippee yippee yay yay!! ud better love it i tell you.

and i love the bus. though some idiot pulled my hair while i was sleeping. the others had a lot of stories to tell too. hehe.

oh oh, and we spent two days at the slum area, and it was so cool lah. the beaches and all were so cool, the wind was so fresh, i just felt like making out over there. hahaah dont ask me why, but i just felt that way. the place is just so gorgeous, i dont think u can ever find such a place back in lion city. and the nights we spent at the roof terrace. it was just so fkin fun.

actually come to think of it, despite chennai being so hot (you feel sticky even after coming out of the shower) and the vegetables and lizards and everything else, the times we spent together as a team and with the kids made it all worthwhile (:(:(:

the people at the guesthse were great too. and though we had quite a number of conflicts during the trip, and tons of problems (i seriously just wanted to get out of india at that time), the trip turned out great. and though ive become darker and skinnier -_-" , the trip was really worth it. i dont regret it, and i think its really a once-in-a-lifetime experience (god, i sound like some corny dodo), and its really unforgettable :P the things that happened, the fun we had, it just cant be expressed in words. and its really too much to write it all down. okie okie fine, i admit im just lazy. but be happy ive written such a longgggggg entry today :P

im out baybehs.

oh, and i conclude.
chennai rocks my socks.
pictures shall be up soon (:(:(:
wee.

and i feel like eating vegetarian ice-cream -_-"
heh.

jai hind!

2006-09-02T13:03:00.000+08:00

we re going to chennai! chennai! chennai! like FINALLY. after about a hundred meetings and a whole lot of changes, we re gettin on that damn air india plane (yes what an airline to choose i know) :D

im sure its gonna be damn interesting, though the airs going to be dusty and the food totally hot and spicy, with cows walking here and there. ah, i like cows. they moo.

its going to be so fun lah, with fahm and all. hmm, come to think of it, fahms with me almost everytime i go overseas. ahha, a pity meows not going. its gonna be weird since we three are always together :( no one to bug me to take vitamin C every morning.

julia ud better come for the next trip or ill personally murder you i swear (:(:(:

and yes ill get all of you sarees and the works. especially you lovergirl!! its time you donned the traditional clothes of your species. wahhahahahahaha.

but ill definitely miss the girls.
and babyboy.
and a few random people here and there.

two weeks is an awfully long time.

id better start packing now.
lots of love i will miss all of you.
bye darls =)

meetings

2006-08-30T00:11:00.000+08:00

kill my brain cells.

im out.